This is the story of a man named Ron. He lives in the desert surviving only on the insects in the sand. Ron had trouble though. He needed water. Water is hard to get in this part of the desert and if he didn’t find water quickly enough, he would die of thirst. He and his camel, Ron Junior. who was born a day after Ron, found an oasis that would be his grave in due time. They went to the oasis, with pride that they finally found this scarce resource. They drank the water and set out on their journey across the desert. An hour later, Ron started feeling nauseous and thought they would stop at a nearby tree. He sat down, and then realized that he was hallucinating and the tree was actually a cactus. His camel started snickering like a human, but that snickering turned into the most horrifying laugh, ever to be heard. Then the laugh broke up into a cough. In fact he coughed so hard he dislocated his top jaw. “That water was poison!” said Ron, who then gasped like never before. That was the day he met his horrendous demise. The body was never located, and the legend of RON was told as a campfire story for thousands of people and years. But the camel lived because he was a camel. And they have water supplies in their humps. Ron also had water but was too lazy to reach into his gigantic bag, and pull out his double hydrogen one oxygen liquid. BUT THAT IS THE LEGEND OF RON! THE END!
